Scott is fuming in the corner because he’s jealous of professor x.

and then charles made some really excellent faces while holding a teacup

“oh yeahhh smell them herbs steepin’.”

GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRL

pinky out!

and then magneto was scared of spiders and so he and his mutant buddies had to go kill a big spider.

Magneto literally posed like this for literally no reason at all infront of Charles. literally. literally literally literally. “Look how macho and strong I am, Charles! I will surely protect you from the big nasty spider! Fear not, fair maiden!” but Charles was like “Magnus, don’t kill the spider. Seriously. Bad idea.” and magneto was like “Don’t worry for my safety, Charles! I will come back to your side soon enough after I’m done protecting you!” and Charles was like “….that’s not even…. no. that’s not what I meant at all….”

and then Magneto killed the spider and Charles scolded him. “YOU DUN GOOFED, MAGNUS! THAT SPIDER WAS OUR FRIEND!”and wheeled off in a huff.

and then everyone had to go to Egypt.

so Charles put on his adventure time outfit.

but there were these long stairs so Erik levitated his mutant husband down them. How considerate.

then once everybody got into the tomb there was all this Indiana Jones bullshit (expectably) and it started collapsing around them and Charles fell down because a rock hit his wheelchair.

DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!!

MUTANT HUSBAND TO THE RESCUE!! levitated him out of harm’s way

“Charles, are you hurt….?”

“No. Thanks to you, Erik….”

(dialog invented by me)

Magneto had levitated them to a seperate room in the tomb hoping to go down on Charles atop a sarcophagus but then Beast came along and Magneto was pissy for the rest of the episode about it.

idk.

then some shit happened and everyone was all fainted and stuff.

“E-Erik….!” (dialogue invented by me)

“…Charles…!!” (dialogue invented by me)

“let us hold hands….one….last….time.” (dialogue invented by me. also dese overdramatic biatches- they’re not dying at all)

*passed out*

also in these episodes: Wolverine and Sabretooth went on a domesticated second honeymoon (with Gambit there to referee) which consisted of breaking into people’s cars and sniffing the seats then arguing over the seating arrangements.

Also, Colossus is the bestest. That man is moe as fuck.

when magneto nearly passed out from defeating the spider colossus was there all like “you okay, camrade? I take care of you. You need bandaid?” and magneto was like “STFU I only want Charles to take care of me!!”

he and kitty are a canon couple.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS:

this is the best screencap evar.